Welcome to the new normal, followers, failures and philanderers (who I love just the way you are). Horses in the pool, unspoken alienation and allegiance, patricide, matricide, and everything in between. It sure is a lot to keep track of, yeah? It’s time to blow this popsicle stand, so bring Maris a machine gun, and turn Warble loose, because they’re all out of bubblegum, and eat pieces of crap like these for breakfast!
Episode 1 - Maris and Warble of the Wasteland Maris and Warble make there way into Escalante Lake, and find themselves three-fingers deep in...
I spy with my sandy eye an outpost in the distance that proves to have some internal troubles of its own. Maris and Warble...
It’s the first law of the wasteland, always keep one in the chamber for the ferryman. Things have a tendency to go Murphy out...